Newsflash: Arthur Vogel Running for President

Arthur Vogel:

Democratic “One World” Party

Arthur Vogel is a dwarf from Ontario and his running mate, Gary Grey is a troll.
Vogel is an expert attorney specializing in ecological causes. Not surprisingly Vogel’s campaign platform stresses ecological issues and conservation. His One World Party is dedicated to the idea that the UCAS can only be saved if its citizens first heal the Earth, and that people can only make peace with themselves when they have made peace with the planet.
The Democratic Party adopted the One World platform and are backing Vogel all the way; they have allowed him to label himself a Democrat to give him recognition and “respectability,” plus enough money and exposure to go from fringe candidate to full-fledged political player in a matter of weeks.
The corporations oppose him because due to the fact that he favors higher corporate taxes, greater corporate accountability and frequently claims that they are the root of all evil.

Gary Grey is an Eagle shaman who speaks even more strongly than Vogel for ecological restoration. He plays strongly on the connection between his totem and the national symbol of the old Untied States.
For Grey, Eagle represents an ideal to which the UCAS should aspire.